Productivity while procrastinating is an art form, I tell you.
I've made pretty much everyone a Mod to the semi-public forums (General, Critters, Kitchen, etc.) just cuz. There ARE moderator logs so we can track what ya'll are doing.
I've turned off the ability to upload attachments to posts or PMs.
I've turned on the Thumbnail option so if an image is inserted into a post, the board may resize it down for viewing/clicking purposes (no more than 400 pixels in any direction) which one would assume would allow readers to click on the thumbnail to open the full-size image in a new window. Dunno - will have to see how that goes. I've also set the system to allow images so that they are no larger than 500x500 (to prevent breaking / scrolling) so hopefully the thumbnail thing will kick in for larger images.
You can have 4 PM folders. Each PM folder can hold up to 50 PMs per box. Use them wisely, grasshopper.
If you max out your PMs, new messages will be held back til you clear stuff out. (If this won't work for yiz, lemme know and we can change it to delete the oldest messages automatically to make room for the new stuff trying to come in.)
You can edit any PM you've sent up until the time the other person opens it. Then you're done.
Scary stuff here ... you can have a Print View of PMs - which comes in handy for those blackmail situations that arise so frequently.
You can also forward PMs to other people now.
We have the ability to censor words. I have censored a word. Have fun figuring out which one it is!
You can Report a post. If a user ends up with a Mod/Admin "Warning" as a result, that sticks around for 90 days. You can also report a PM if you're so inclined. Behave yerselves!
You can't change your username at-will but you can ask an Admin to do it for you if you really want.
I've turned the avatars back on. (Now where the heck is Edna, dadgumit??)
You currently have a 15 min window to edit a post you've made. After that, tough noogies. And if you edit, it will show that you edited. We're all watching everything you do!
If you add a poll to a thread, you can have 15 options in the poll.
You can only type 60,000 characters per post. Try to be concise. Heh.
Your signatures can be up to 2,500 characters with a maximum of 5 links.
You can update your profile (User Control Panel, upper left corner) to include your birthday (month & day is sufficient).
You can add people to the Foe list and then the only time you see their posts is in the display of previous replies when you're typing a reply in a thread. (This is the Friends & Foes tab in the User Control Panel, upper left corner.)
I think that's enough for now. Lemme know if you find something you don't like. I'll see what I can do. (I'm gonna need to tinker with the phpBB logo & colors of stuff from home.)